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I thank God every day
for the Apocalypse
Created on 2005-03-20 08:11:26 (#6507487), last updated 2005-09-18
155 comments received, 230 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | Taye. Zomg |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-08 |
| Location: | Gurnee, Illinois, United States |
| Website: | Myspace |
BioLife of a hopeful cynic
A SUMMARY OF PSYCHIATRY
GarionAndKatain (10:55:44 PM): "Hey, I found this notebook. Someone probably forgot it. Let's put it in the lost and found and hope they pick it up."
GarionAndKatain (10:55:57 PM): Where's the flaw in that thought process?
kink slZut (10:56:06 PM): I don't see one.
kink slZut (10:56:20 PM): "Hey look it's a notebook! Let's read it and give insight to the author :D"
GarionAndKatain (10:56:56 PM): "It's a notebook. Let's see what's in it. And then talk about it with the author. Or her friend."
kink slZut (10:57:10 PM): "That's cool. That's straight."
GarionAndKatain (10:57:51 PM): "There's nothing wrong with that; I'm a social worker. See my little diploma? That means I have authority to invade people's privacy blatantly."
GarionAndKatain (10:58:18 PM): "See? I even made myself a little badge authorizing myself to not abide by moral common sense and do whatever the hell I want. *shines badge*"
GarionAndKatain (11:00:03 PM): "See this badge? This signifies that common courtesy doesn't apply to me. I'm SUPPOSED to interfere with other people's lives."
GarionAndKatain (11:00:40 PM): "And not even with any degree of subtlety. I can even shove it in your face that I read through it. And read the choice bits aloud in the teacher's lounge."
GarionAndKatain (11:01:03 PM): "Because, you know. Someone might have recognized the writing style which would have resulted in getting it back to the author faster."
GarionAndKatain (11:01:49 PM): "I mean, with the Lost and Found, I could only drop it off in a few hours. Isn't it faster this way? You get it back as well as some helpful commentary."
GarionAndKatain (11:02:07 PM): "Oh... *flips* You remember this bit? Yeah, I wanted to know if I could submit it to Creations..."
GarionAndKatain (11:02:26 PM): "Well, because the author is very talented and they deserve to have their work published!"
GarionAndKatain (11:04:03 PM): "Oh, the red pen? That's where I proof-read it. Yeah, you mispelt some stuff and your grammar wasn't correct in a few places..."
GarionAndKatain (11:04:31 PM): "Well, it'll help you improve on your writing! I'm HELPING you. Look, this is all authorized by the badge. *thrusts out chest*"
kink slZut (11:04:27 PM): "But remember, Meg, I only skimmed this."
kink slZut (11:05:03 PM): "I just managed to get the most crucial and personal parts of your little...notes."
GarionAndKatain (11:05:03 PM): "This BADGE signifies that it is my obligation to do all this. My duty, in fact."
GarionAndKatain (11:08:37 PM): "Oh, and I also showed it to your parents. Because they deserve to know what a talented child they have. Especially because of pages 45-48. Those were especially well done, I believe. See the little smiley face I drew by it?"
GarionAndKatain (11:06:11 PM): "I'm just trying to HELP. You're a better person because of me finding this, opening it, reading through it, reading it aloud to a few close coworkers, proofreading it, annotating it, writing a summary of it, sending it to creations, molesting it with a coconut and returning it to you."
This, the pure truth of Olga's satirical wisdom.
Droning on in pointless ignorance, you wonder why I hate you. :D
A SUMMARY OF PSYCHIATRY
GarionAndKatain (10:55:44 PM): "Hey, I found this notebook. Someone probably forgot it. Let's put it in the lost and found and hope they pick it up."
GarionAndKatain (10:55:57 PM): Where's the flaw in that thought process?
kink slZut (10:56:06 PM): I don't see one.
kink slZut (10:56:20 PM): "Hey look it's a notebook! Let's read it and give insight to the author :D"
GarionAndKatain (10:56:56 PM): "It's a notebook. Let's see what's in it. And then talk about it with the author. Or her friend."
kink slZut (10:57:10 PM): "That's cool. That's straight."
GarionAndKatain (10:57:51 PM): "There's nothing wrong with that; I'm a social worker. See my little diploma? That means I have authority to invade people's privacy blatantly."
GarionAndKatain (10:58:18 PM): "See? I even made myself a little badge authorizing myself to not abide by moral common sense and do whatever the hell I want. *shines badge*"
GarionAndKatain (11:00:03 PM): "See this badge? This signifies that common courtesy doesn't apply to me. I'm SUPPOSED to interfere with other people's lives."
GarionAndKatain (11:00:40 PM): "And not even with any degree of subtlety. I can even shove it in your face that I read through it. And read the choice bits aloud in the teacher's lounge."
GarionAndKatain (11:01:03 PM): "Because, you know. Someone might have recognized the writing style which would have resulted in getting it back to the author faster."
GarionAndKatain (11:01:49 PM): "I mean, with the Lost and Found, I could only drop it off in a few hours. Isn't it faster this way? You get it back as well as some helpful commentary."
GarionAndKatain (11:02:07 PM): "Oh... *flips* You remember this bit? Yeah, I wanted to know if I could submit it to Creations..."
GarionAndKatain (11:02:26 PM): "Well, because the author is very talented and they deserve to have their work published!"
GarionAndKatain (11:04:03 PM): "Oh, the red pen? That's where I proof-read it. Yeah, you mispelt some stuff and your grammar wasn't correct in a few places..."
GarionAndKatain (11:04:31 PM): "Well, it'll help you improve on your writing! I'm HELPING you. Look, this is all authorized by the badge. *thrusts out chest*"
kink slZut (11:04:27 PM): "But remember, Meg, I only skimmed this."
kink slZut (11:05:03 PM): "I just managed to get the most crucial and personal parts of your little...notes."
GarionAndKatain (11:05:03 PM): "This BADGE signifies that it is my obligation to do all this. My duty, in fact."
GarionAndKatain (11:08:37 PM): "Oh, and I also showed it to your parents. Because they deserve to know what a talented child they have. Especially because of pages 45-48. Those were especially well done, I believe. See the little smiley face I drew by it?"
GarionAndKatain (11:06:11 PM): "I'm just trying to HELP. You're a better person because of me finding this, opening it, reading through it, reading it aloud to a few close coworkers, proofreading it, annotating it, writing a summary of it, sending it to creations, molesting it with a coconut and returning it to you."
This, the pure truth of Olga's satirical wisdom.
Droning on in pointless ignorance, you wonder why I hate you. :D
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